For Want of an Exit
For want of an exit the restroom was lost
For want of a restroom decorum was lost
For want of decorum a tree was sought
For want of a tree the field was crossed
But the field's hidden hole bore a great cost
Yet because of a storm sight of it had been lost
Sadly the use of his leg was thus lost
And all for the want of an exit ramp
Apparently in Kentucky everything is foreseeable and "substantial factor" causation is nothing more than simple "but for" causation. See, Waldsachs v. Inland Marine Service, Inc.
